Country Dictionary

An acronym for "Moist By Association".
Usually relates to somebody who has recently been in close contact with a moist person (eg moshpits, hugging), and is covered in someone elses bodily fluids, usually sweat.

"As soon as I got into that mosh with all those sweaty guys I got MBA straight up"

"Dude, I was just hooked up with Jan, she was so horny I think I'm MBA"

Married But Available
Usually a term used to describe a no good punk who don't know to stop dawgin even if he is married.

Keisha: I'll fight to keep ma man, u just messin wit his mind.
Latisha: He had it written all over him: MBA: Married But Available.

Extreme homosexual. Continuously likes to take it up the butt in a gay manner with nothing but smiles. Enjoys holding hands with guys and frolicking.

MBA Guy 1: Do you want to have butt sex.
MBA Guy 2: Yes.

"Master of Bugger All" - An alternative take on Master of Business Administration. Describes in particular those who are taking time off for a course, where others will think that they are actually doing something else besides studying.

"Where's Jeff today?"

"Oh he's taking the week off work to do his MBA at home."

"Oh...right..."

MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

I MEET A CUTE WAITRESS I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP SHE'S, MBA!

Masterbating Bussiness of Asswipes

Eric:"Hi! I work at the MBA..Would you like to join me?"
Me:*Slames door in face and closes all blinds* o.o;

My Boobs Are Shaking. This is a substitute for lol that can be used by girls whose laughter is so grandiose that it causes their boobs to shake. This is especially common in large chested women with great senses of humor.

I am laughing so hard MBAS.