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McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like? Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table! Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation* Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3? Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :(( *cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds? boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022