A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Broc McLain is fucking insane" "I know, did you see him dive into the garbage can head first?"
They don't take any showers and they don't wear deodorant. They are some of the worst people at singing ever possible. Sometimes they are smart but most of the time they just door smak u. They may also ask you if you play pub-g
The Mclain Twins Smak u.
dork; an optimist piece of shit; makes everyone happy.
me: you know who i miss? friend: who? me: kennah mclain, she’s so amazing.
Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.
Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere? (While casually stepping down upon his glasses) You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.
One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.
Give your life for Timothy Alastair McLain or you will be as worthless as a woman.
Bella McLain (09/12/2002-present) is an extraordinary human being. She is very kind and extremely talented. Some of her talents include headstands, strange leg flexibility, she can cross her eyes and she is a friend to all. Her lineage includes China McLain and Denny McLain. Her presence is not known to them. Help them connect. Her favorite color is yellow, an excellent choice. She spends her free time thrifting, skiing, laying on the floor, and reading. She is currently reading Anna Karenina by Leo Tolboi. She currently resides in Bozeman Montana, and she hoped to travel to New Zealand someday. She has five superb tattoos. She loves pickles, cornichons, and capers. In a zombie apocalypse, Bella would choose to have a bald eagle friend that she could communicate with telepathically. Bella would choose teleportation as her superpower, "because planes and gas and things are expensive and biking and walking is a lot of work." Bella's celebrity look alike is Billie Eilish, Jaime Pressly, and Cara Delivigne. If Bella could control any aspect of the weather, she would choose to control precipitation. According to Buzzfeed's Wanna Know Where You'll Meet Your True Love? Just Bake Some Cupcakes To Find Out, quiz, Bella will meet her soulmate at a party. If you are partying in the Bozeman area, keep a look out for this sexy dancer. She's got a great personality too.
In a game of fuck, marry, kill Bella would marry rice, fuck bread and kill pasta. "I am hot and I have diabetes." -Bella McLain herself.