A fork of Rural Dictionary
The definitive come back to the infamous " no u". It is so powerful all nearby thots and peasants will be repelled.
Jimmy: Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur sister a mister ur brother a mother ur granny a tranny ur granpap a trap ur family tree, LGBT ur species a fesses Bobert: No u. Jimmy: To me you are you. *Bobert has kideny failure * Skins melts *Sent to shadow relam * Fire nations attack *Kim Jong Un is fat *WW3 begins *All the Gods instantly die upon this horrific sight
(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"
**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.** Max: This is bullshit. I need a job. Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here. Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something. Tim: Do it. **Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.
An amazing comeback at your enemies (as seen from flamingo)
"ME COOL YOU POOL" - Rich Rapper
The state of being pro meanwhile the person you are talking to is a noob.
The whisper of a fangirl as she stares at the screen of her computer, lusting after the one she desires. Varies in levels of creepiness depending on how old she/the one she wants is, and the way it is said. This type of fangirl is most commonly found lurking on tumblr.
Fangirl: let me love you.....