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JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 31, 2024

A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.

Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider. Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here. Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that. Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!

by Cail oof February 02, 2024

sukhoi meat rider

They praise Sukhoi like a god and say any jet they made was the best jet ever made. these people say that the su57 is the best stealth fighter even being disproven multiple times in a row

Sukhoi meat rider-the best fighter is the su27 no matter what even if its old and outdated.

by hampter33445 April 05, 2024

Meat rider

Someone like bitch ass castillo who won’t hop off my dick and let my shit breathe.

Castillo bruh hop off my dick. You being a meat rider right now”

by Not him November 04, 2022

Meat Rider

Tetchra.

Did you see how Steven was gargling on Chris's balls in the groupchat? He's a total "Meat Rider"

by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023

Meat rider

Someone who always agree with another individual

Why u always agreeing with him bruh Quit bein a MEAT RIDER

by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017