A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'
Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......
The Legend: Really really ridiculously good looking, fun, mischievous, big calves, very sexy, sporty, outgoing, passionate, beautiful soul, plays guitar, would rather be moshing! There isnt enough words in this world to describe a Missy Mellor.
Melissa Mary Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.
Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism
"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."
a young man born with only one testicle
dan mellor only has one ball haha
Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x
🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
Videoing your one man party whilst off your face, then sending it to your mates at stupid o'clock in the morning.
I didn't sleep too well last night, my mate kept melloring me