A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual act that occurs between the hours of 5:00am and 11:00am.
Ex: Receiving a blow job at 6am would be a Mexican Breakfast.
an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.
Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)
Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.
When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.
Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.
Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.
Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.
A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.
"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."
Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!
Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast