A fork of Rural Dictionary
A interesting name for a tall person a layla is a great runner and a good skier so watch out for your layla
Layla Mickelson is the best runner and skier I know!
A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match
Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit
Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.
My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.