A fork of Rural Dictionary
where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts ! some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts! might as well smear this food right on my butt ! these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
something to say while eating high fats foods ! indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts ! this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.
They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.
1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary. 2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars" Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
If you have the resources you should use them as made famous by Kyle Kretzschmar
Should we use the pullout or just sleep on the couch Got the horse might as well ride it let's use the pullout
I might as well kill myself now
An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.