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When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.
Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal
"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"
Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.
Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right
Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.
"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."
when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.
milk and cookies
Sure, you get a cookie. But the milk is really jizz.
"Hi honey, you look parched after a long day at work. Can I offer you some milk and cookies?"
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