A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.
N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.
A form of art, similar to Unmade Bed by Tracy Emin. However, Tracy gets paid shedloads for her shite, whereas mime artists are rightly shunned.
On the Discworld, there is a city called Ankh-Morpork which is free from mime artists. They are chained over the scorpion pit, upside down, with the ever-helpful phrase "Learn Thee Words" emblazoned across the walls.
One who abstains or does not hold the ability to produce vocal noise during sexual activity.
Bob: How did last night go with Cindy?
John: Oh, the sex was great. Except for the fact that she was such a mime, girls who are loud turn me on.
A person that's neither white or black. So he's neutral. You can't call him a cracker or a nigger, and he's not quite a crigger. Mimes are cool like that. Mimes are full of wisdom and they would like to share some of it with you. It's too bad they can't talk.
White boy: Look at that gangster mime over there.
Black guy: Yeah! He's so cool, I bet he can kill us both with his bare hands and mime power.
Asian guy: He's not white or black...so he must be asian! That's the only race that is as cool as a mime.
Mime is a sexy amazing person. Her hair is short but beautiful . She has a fat back and loves to twerk. If yours friends with Mime you better treat her right
It's when you bust a large amount of custard on a chick's face and she puts her hands out and makes gestures like a mime in order to find her way to the bathroom.
Damn boy! You just mimed that bitch up!