Country Dictionary

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minotaur

a loud neighbor that you always hear clomping around in the apartment above you but you never actually see leave home.

"What's going on upstairs!?" "It sounds like minotaur is pissed off."

by ATMJess May 27, 2007

minotaur

an antisocial and/or alcoholic librarian that works - and frequently masturbates - in the stacks of large public and university libraries.

I went to the world civilization stacks on the third floor and could have sworn a minotaur was spying from two stacks over.

by dusty ocean December 29, 2004

bucking minotaur

A sexual postion similar to doggie style but the couple are on there knees. the male is fondaling the Females breats with one hand and the other hand stimulates the clit .<does not matter what hand does what> All the while sloppy tounge kissing and pumping the vagina with with fast ,short and deliberate strokes to climax! A must try for freaks of all ages!!!

bucking-1.To leap upward arching the back 2.To make sudden jerky movements 3.Informal: To strive with determination minotaur- mythical monster with the head of a bull and the body of a man Last night I pulled off a sweet bucking minotaur ,Sally said that it was best sensation she'd ever experienced!Thank you Pac Man jones!!You Da man!!!!

by pac man jones March 08, 2008

Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.

i fucked a mini minotaur last night ;)

by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 06, 2011

Minotaur Mingle

A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.

Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle? Unwilling Friend: no

by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014

minotauric

1. The act of the inner primitive beast of oneself tries to corrupt and/or destroy the beauty of humanity within ones mind 2. The attack of oneself stemming from within ones mind. (Brutal self sabotage)

•She seems to be suffering from a minotauric breakdown.

by DominickandMe April 18, 2024