Country Dictionary

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miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

by bumbleclot May 06, 2009

miscarriage

a god given abortion.

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

miscarriage

A natural abortion

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.

by KianTech November 24, 2009

miscarriage

an abortion you have in a Subway restroom.

Chick: I think I had a miscarriage in the restroom. What do I do with it? Dude: Put it in a bag and take it to the ER so they can tell you what's wrong with it and throw it away.

by Asshole of the Month September 11, 2011

miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.

Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.

by George McBob September 14, 2009

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

by Edzone November 28, 2011

miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion

I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon

by Craig Lacourse January 03, 2009