Country Dictionary

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moonpie

When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie

I gave that bitch a moonpie!

by mykebert February 02, 2007

moonpie

When nearing climax during intercourse, lift the breast of your partner and proceed to ejaculate underneath her breast. Then mash it back down on her chest so that it resembles a moonpie aka marshmallow pie.

"I gave Reagan a moonpie a few weeks back and now she won't even speak to me"

by BC03 January 18, 2006

moonpie

cumming in a gurls ass

yo josh i moonpied that bitch

by Dustin Mulchi November 13, 2007

moonpie

A sexual act where you form a circle with your body and masturbate until you ejaculate into your bellybutton while in the full moonlight.

Dude, I totally walked in on my roommate giving himself a moonpie. It was so fucked up.

by willypthree October 14, 2019

moonpie

The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.

Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.

by danielle regierro July 29, 2004

moonpie

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

by Isabelle December 16, 2004

moonpie

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

by TARKUS123a August 10, 2006