A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.
"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."
While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.
Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair
Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.
When a girl gives you that sloppy toppy and it’s so wet that you gotta use a mop to clean it up.
Tony:Bro last night brittney gave me that MOP HEAD
Mike:Dude Fr I’m tryina get some mop head
It is a term used to define a person by the name of Jack, Jared, or Michel.
Today looks like a nice day to mop the floors with jacks head. Mop head.