A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.
Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats
the ultimate level of personal performace
to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus
for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?
still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!
From a scene in Matrix Reloaded: Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong. Neo: Or didn't do something. Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way. Neo: How do you know? Morpheus: We are still alive. Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy. Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though? Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive... Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe. I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
Morph, someone who does crazy and slightly homosexual acts with their penis in front of other males.
i pulled a morph when i flung my wang around in the air infront of a cop going "wooooo woooooo"