A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only. They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke: "For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!" *Squirt* Mosquito: "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them
guy1:that's a fucking mosquito. guy2: we must get the flamethrower
Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.
"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"
Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts