A fork of Rural Dictionary
From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.
Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.
Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"
Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"