A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mozes is a freindly guy he likes to joke alot and sometimes he do weird stuff. sometimes he is funny but sometimes it goes wrong with him. he is not that smart but he beat me sometimes he like reading that when someone anoyne him when he read he punch him or do whatever
this is mozes if you do not know
A condition in which an MSOE engineering student views physically unattractive persons as beautiful, similar to beer goggles but without the beer.
You think that girls hot? Damn, you must have some thick mozee goggles on!
A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.
Person#1: GO AWAY!
Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.
Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
A fuckin hottie who very weird but once you get to know him he seems chill, normally comes from a black dad and white mom. They act gay about 50% of the time but really aren’t gay. They are friends with everyone and never got beef with people. They really love sports and video games and who doesn’t try to much in school
Hey there Mikah Mozee your kinda hot
Mozes is the name of someone who is a threat to anyone’s relationship. Bring a Mozes around your girl and he’ll effortlessly take her in a blink of an eye. Many men have made this mistake and it’s not Mozes’ fault he just can’t help the fact that he is a chick magnet.
Where’s my girl? She was with Mozes last time I seen her.