A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.
I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.
Having sex, fucking, getting pussy
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"