Country Dictionary

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

An acronym for the very serious disorder: Messed Up Face Syndrome.

"Ew that was the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my life." "Yeah, she has a bad case of MUFS"