A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd
The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin." muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
A whore; immoral woman; adulteress
That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!
A sweet, tasty little breakfast/desert treat made of thickened bread, and good with a hint of sugar on top. Many different kinds too! You got: blue berry, banana, chocolate, raspberry, cherry muffins, etc... But not only is a muffin a sweet fluffy treat, it is also a type of bread! Yep, the enlgish muffin! Thinly sliced bread best tasted when toasted.
Me: Who ate the last muffin? My friend: Me. Me: You're dead now! My friend: :O
A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.
"What are you doing?" "Muffin"