A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nasty ass hoe. Like she literally messes with every single guy in a group of friends. Named after the sludge monster from Pokémon. Muk is kum spelled backwards, because all muks eat cum for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Damn David has sure been spending a lot of time with his Muk. He’s tryna catch them all.... STD’s that is!!
The dopest town in Washington. Short for "Mukilteo", which means "good camping ground. Has lots of stoners who like to go the Henry's Donut, Albertsons, the Green Room, the Triangle, the Ivory Room, the Gulch, Taco Bell, the White Church, the Kamiak Purple Lot, and various other places. It was also named one of the top 50 places to live in the U.S. Though it may seem hard to believe, it's very true. It is also known for it's notoriously stupid po-po (police) who like to patrol the neighborhoods in search of someone they can bust for being up past curfew.
"Dude once I got back to the Muk I totally visited the White Church."
Adj, meaning Ugly, Disgusting anything bad is INDEED MUK
Ex.1 Kenneth: Ayo, you hittin that ? Alvin: Nah bruh she MUK Ex.2 Kenneth: What'd you think of the food Amani: The chicken was cold and the rice was MUK and dry Ex.3 Kenneth: Those are fire huh ? Tehya: All I see is MUK
Psychedelic mushrooms. Mushrooms that have psilocybin in them
I ate some muks last night and my mind is still a little fuzzy.
A complete and utter moron. One who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it's not. A muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.
Sam: Bro, let's go eat at Bento Bro: Let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us Sam: It's cool, he's too busy NOT smoking pot tonight!