A fork of Rural Dictionary
not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.
Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.
Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.
"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."
"You just got mustached"
"Screw Chad and his mustache!"
a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker
are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache
The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.
My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.