A fork of Rural Dictionary
On the bones of my arse
I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’ Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis
Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.
"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."
The act of telling somebody to suck your ass.
"Hey you, can you please succ my arse?" said Jack
I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.
Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!
Suffering from a severe hangover
"Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse"
Severely hungover; dying of a hangover
"How are you feeling this morning? Was a heavy night last night wasn't it?!", "You're telling me mate, I'm hanging out of my arse!".
Example Vince: "You've been in there for a while!" Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!" Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"