A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.
My wife's boyfriend is cool!
A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief
Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in? Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come
The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60
The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!! Well Urkel my wife!!!
A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!? Hibab: idk fam Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
She just shit on my dick?! FUCK MY WIFE!
The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.
Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think. Mark: Ok, see you when you get back. Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride. Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.