A fork of Rural Dictionary
Natural, not artificial
Natch food is the best food!
(n) a roll on a die that comes up as a natural "1." Usually used in reference to a pencil-and-paper RPG such as Dungeons and Dragons.
(v) To roll a natural 1 on a die.
I totally natched on that one. I almost chopped off my own foot.
Word used to reference a woman's genital area and a substitute for calling a person cunt, bitch, or hoe.
A way of expressing hate towards someone.
Calling some a natch is the equivalent of saying "go fuck yourself"
Simply throwing the word natch anywhere in a sentence will make sense to the average human.
Oh my gosh Sydney! You are such a natch!
That girl at the party was being such a natch, all she did was go from guy to guy.
My natch is kind of dry.. I might need to see a doctor.
noun (Nahch): The best corporate brand of cider from Somerset, or in fact anywhere in the world. 5% alcohol content and the best dry flavour possible, contributing towards the amazingness of this drink.
Normal person: Hey, want some blackthorn?
Well-mannered person: No, I don't drink poison, I drink Natch
A secret society of natch's. the society has very strict rules and and is very selective of their members. The meaning of natch is never spoken and is held only among those who go through natch cycle. A natch is someone who lives by the code of the natch.
Natch is Unspeakable