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simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture? me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

Another word for a nigger. Used in the work place so your boss doesnt fire you.

Look over there, those lazy neighbors arent doing a damn thing

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.

Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.

A neighbor what the fuck do you expect

You:Who the fuck are you you gay piece of shit neighbor

When marijuana is sparked the person who calls neighbor will get the next hit. It must be called as soon as it is announced a bowl will be smoked.

Heather-"Yo, bitches i'm 'boutta fire up this blunt f'real" Emily-"Neighbor!"

In Marijuana culture, Neighbors is the term used to be placed next in line to hit the pipe/joint/bong/blunt, Only used once right before you spark up.

Me: I got greens Anyone: I got neighbors You: I got neighbors neighbor

People who you live next to. Some can be nice, others can be complete dick heads or hicks.

When I was little, the neighbors were yelling at my dad for our dog barking at night. However, those dogs were dead for about 2 years when he made the complaint.