A fork of Rural Dictionary
Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.
Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”
Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”
Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”