A fork of Rural Dictionary
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob." Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob." Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
Nobbing is another word for sexual relations
Dude we were nobbing all night
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob! 2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?