Country Dictionary

one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

Noodlin

Having sex with a limp dick . limp noodle fucking .

I busted quik so i was Noodlin' my sis so she could get hers

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.

Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.