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Naif

A guy who is quiet, but is also narcissistic once you get to know him. He often ruins the mood by talking about the same thing over and over. Often believes he is always right even if he makes zero sense and tends to manipulate people to believe his (incorrect) opinions. Can be a good friend if you stay long enough to get to know him, but don't expect him to drop what he's doing to help you out.

Person A: Hey did you go to that party last night
Person B: Yeah I did! it got boring though when Naif turned the whole night into his personal therapy session
Person A: oh shit

by ringalinging November 29, 2021

Naif

Naif is a person who makes every gathering sad

And he’s also a very sensitive and gets hurt easily

And he try’s too hard to get girls

What happened yesterday?

Oh you know naif ruined another night

by Knownatsum February 01, 2020

naifed

When an unsuspecting buyer is charged above suggested retail value for a consumer electronic

Oh man! I just got naifed on this mid-2010 macbook pro!

by naaaaaawww July 21, 2016

naif

naif is an awesome great and tough wizar of flames

he was traind by the great wizard the legend says that he will be back in another time and place with a defrent body

naif is great

by lord ayoza October 27, 2011

naif

burger man

girl: your cute

naif: OMG IM SO HORNYYYYYYYY

by travis scott burger October 19, 2020

Gobble-Naif

an insult to throw at people you hate. this can have whatever meaning you want. the reason it doesn't have a definition is so no one knows what it means except you. the greatest way to use this word is to share the meaning with a close friend and when you say it to someone both of you will start laughing. if they look it up they will find nothing but this. you can turn this jibrish word into a terrible insult that could DESTROY your enemies

person you hate: your ugly
you: your a gobble-naif
you and your friend: *Laughing hysterically*
person you hate: what?

by the queen oh belgium February 12, 2018