A fork of Rural Dictionary
May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.
Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?
Camielle: Eww no, why?
Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!
Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.
August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy
Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏
Luke: Aye it’s june 25 , it’s national finger her day bro
Ryan: for real
April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
On April, 12 is when you literally stick the middle finger all day .
It’s National middle finger day ?
April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
December 1.
National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!
Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!