A fork of Rural Dictionary
Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.
9th October national fuck teacher day fuck your teacher
National fuck teacher day fuck your teacher
Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?
April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today? Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day
Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day Wait I’m Jacob Go f***yourself Jacob
National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today? It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!