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Old New York

Was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way! Often compared to how Constantinople is now Istanbul.

Istanbul is business of the Turks. Who’s business is Old New York?

by FAT KNIGHT December 26, 2018

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).

Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.

At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.

It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.

by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.

I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.

by S.E.McD February 18, 2009

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 16, 2012

old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes

old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep

Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!

by Diffmehr February 23, 2024

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 28, 2015