A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are at a party and someone else already has "next" in pong. In reality, this term is synonymous with "never".
You: Yo can I get next? Dude: Someones already got next, but you got next next You: Yo sweet *turns to your friend* You: We never gonna play
A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context. The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.
"That is some next shit." "This assignment is next." "Some next guy asked me for loose change."
Next could mean anything pertaining to the Next song,Next in the line at the store, Next in the bedroom, scream NEXT out the door when your partner, visitor, customer leaves the building.
When Bobby leaves I always scream out the front door NEXT.
Nexting is a technique used to remove someone from your life in a clean, efficient manner that causes minimal to no drama. Tantrum whores, liars, users, schemers, drama queens, faggots and losers are typically the kinds of people who are subjected to nexting.
Dave: Can you believe it, Katie slept at Mikes house last night. Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike. Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time. Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.
An expression used to cut someone off while they are talking; A form of disrespect to let someone know that you lack care in his/her conversation.
"Excuse me miss..." the lady replied, "Next! Boy please!"