A fork of Rural Dictionary
heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.
Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!? Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually... Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!?? Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!
A man who you can absoulutely fall in love with. Someone who will appreciate you intirely and love you more than you will ever know. A man who, despite any of his downfalls, he is so genuine that any intellegent person would never let him go. ( like I wont!) The nice guys, may not be the strongest, or most good looking, but his character says volumes about him. You can appreciate him entirely, because he will do no less. Some may say that, " Nice guys finnish last." It's there only down fall. A nice guy is so rare a find that not everyone can appreciate him. The perfect pair for a nice guy is a beautiful lady.
A Gentalman who acts as if you are the love of his life from the first time he meets you. He feels a need to make you smile or hold you when you are sad. He wants to be your everything, and if you let him, the nice guy can be just that.
Not to be confused with a genuine nice guy, a nice guy is a guy who is nice to someone, untill they get regected, after so, insisting they were 'being nice' and 'arent like other guys that would beat them'. Usually can be spotted with a Neck beard and/or a fedora. Can also be heard using the term "Nice guys finish last".
Nice guy: I dont get it! She sat with me guring lunch, she smiled at me, and made eye contact! Apparently she dosent want to fuck. I gess its true....nice guys finish last.....
A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy. Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him. Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception. The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest. In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague. If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl: Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?" Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!" (Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
They aren't nice they're just really really really desperate if they ever run into a homeless person in need they would simply walk past them . They usually go after girls who are already in a relationship then complain about how they don't cheat on their boyfriends who are so called jerks by them and not fall for their fake nice guy act or complain about how the girl shouldn't go after the attractive guys like how they go after attractive girls and find that really really unfair They end up concluding that girls only want to be treated badly when its completely not true. They ignore the fact there are many many other important traits other than just being nice which are important like being financially stable ,having a healthybody,not drinking or doing drugs, being an interesting person in general, having hobbies other than gaming ,having same similar interests If the nice guy could just stop trying to emothionally manipulate pathetic girls and try to be a real man by fixing their life up by gaining more hobbies , working out , start being honest , get a good stylist and hair dresser and become finacially stable they could become so happy and satisfied by their fullfiling life and be just satisfied with or without a girl . girls would become mega drawn to a guy like
Girl : my boyfriend just ate my cake hate him so much "Nice" guy : he is just a bad person if you dump him and go after me I will never ever eat your cake slice I will even give you mine Girl : its not a big deal Nice guy: you freaking idiot always going after the jerks this why you will come back crying to me when shows his real face!!
A guy whose girlfriend slept with eight different guys during their relationship still cannot treat her like a whore or sleep with any other girls just for his sexual need because he can feel guilty when treating woman like shit.
W: Then he tried to engage an non-serious relationship with his ex but he cant do it. After all that girl did to him he still cant use her just for his need. M: You mean he still has feeling toward her? W: No. I mean he is a nice guy.