A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.
She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.
The ability to wear a costume or article of clothing that would normally make a person look really nerdy and stupid - but instead it looks hot and sexy on them.
He looks really Nik in that kilt.
I thought he would look idiotic with a mullet haircut, but actually it looks kind of Nik.
My Mom: Didn't you read the package? You're supposed to take your birth control pills every day.
Me, now pregnant: Sorry mom, nik.
Always likes a laugh, takes care of himself but known to be a bit feminine at times.
Steals pizza - steals everyone elses food but:
is on a constant diet!
Uses migrains to get out of dancing
But we all know he has THE MOVES!
if he was an animal he would be a cockatoo!!
Loved by all
(thinks hes a genious with knock and run but everyone knows its him :) )
He's NIK-ING my food! :) We love that dude
We can rhyme.. but we have no more time!