Country Dictionary

A person of similar stature to a hobbit who then proceeds to finger an inebriated 'grenade' in a club. The 'grenade' does not recall the event the following morning.

So we totally saw Jon 'frodoing' this chick at the club the other night, we'll just say he lost his ring in her hot smelly Mordor last night.

The act of literally going 'Frodo'. Usually this involves discussing things in terms of their relative level of 'preciousness' constantly and sitting on the roof stripped naked.

Going 'Frodo' is often the result of a particularly stressful life event such as lack of dope or an excess of it.

"Uh oh. He's gone Frodo again."

or...

"Stay away from him, he's liable to go shitting Frodo on you."

a man, or boy, who can, in fact, pass as an ugly girl

ex. Ryan Cunningham: Ryan is such a frodo, did you see what him and Seth were doing yesterday.

The person you blame for anything that goes wrong in life.

*A brick drops on your foot.*

You: Goddamn it Frodo!

Any short young caucasian male with brown curly hair.

"Yes, Frodo, thank you I will have fries with that."
"Honey, Frodo's here with the pizza."

You know him as the short, unattractive and undesirable man at the club who dances behind you to hide how short and ugly he really is.

"OH NO I GOT OWNED BY A FRODO AT THE CLUB!"

A very short, hairy toed, gay man.

gosh you're such a frodo.