A fork of Rural Dictionary
negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.
SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.
JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.
SJ: hahah negitive fucks given
that one text post: if you google “0 fucks given” on google, jane fonda will appear
In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given
phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...
that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given
it pretty much means you do not care AT ALL....
"did you hear what the teacher said?"
"no, not a fuck was given"
"oh, okay"
The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.
DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).