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vaseline

The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.

Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths

by DoOsHtArD September 04, 2004

the vaselines

The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana

"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."

by epher April 23, 2005

With no vaseline

Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night? Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline. Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2 James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

by New_Born March 18, 2007

Vaseline

Vaseline is a lubricant for masturbation.

Vaseline is a lubriant for masturbation.

by Flared January 06, 2007

Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy. 2. v: To rub someone the wrong way. 3. n: Great addition to toast. 4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already. 5. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile. 2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers. 3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping. Terrance: No! Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline. Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast. 4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack". 5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by El Barto May 12, 2004

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine December 20, 2007

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 07, 2003