A fork of Rural Dictionary
Located in Loughborough, north Leicestershire, Pulse is the only nightclub in the country that provides a creche so that all its underage single chav teenage mums (a.k.a. the customers) have somewhere for their kids to be looked after while they look for another chav to impregnate them.
Chav 1: Am goin Pulse tonight.
Chav 2: Init. Man.
1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.
2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.
1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."
2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse
A marble-sized ball, only visible on the seventh plane or higher, that floats around an area and returns to its caster. Its color upon return signals the strength of the magic in the area, the lowest being blue, and the highest being indigo.
I dodged the Pulse that came over my head easily and continued on my flight.
pulse is a show that can be downloaded from the playstation store the show features new releases from games to movies
guy1 hey did u watch pulse yesterday
guy2 yea the girl that comes out is hot
Something that increases your heart rate, something that is excited, stressful, or scary.
When the person jumped out of the bushes he pulsed me.
I'm so pulsed that we have no school tomorrow!
That ride was completely pulse!
I'm really pulsing about that test tomorrow
The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.
Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."
God awfull night club in North West Leicestershire where you are treated with distain and loathing by staff and bouncers.......sticky floor too.
"Coming too pulse Dave"
"No Im sawing my own leg off instead"