A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nobie is the most powerful sorceress in the land. She is a beautiful confident unicorn and if you see her you should Run. She is too good, too pure for this world. She is the kindest, most genuine person you can encounter. But. If you inspire her wrath you shall surely be destroyed. Her benevolence is a blessing beyond compare- to be a friend of Nobie is the rarest and most treasured of boons. She seems unearthly- it is a marvel that she is truly from our world. Treat her well.
**rando: you see that girl Nobie-
**me: she's mine. back the fuck off.
**rando: ...
Amazing girl I really do love her I hope we last for a long time has a attitude (it’s a good kind) really hot
If your talking to a Nobi don’t break her heart because she doesn’t play don’t lie to her make her happy small things matter she is a boss bitch she will hate you but not tell you she doesn’t talk with her lips she talks with her hands but she is the shit keep her im her life she is the rider girl funny asf
Nobi is everything you wanna keep
To 'pull a nobi on it' means you set your alarm clock an hour early in order to have sex with your girlfriend. - this was originated by the italian stalion nobile.
knowing it takes 20 mins to get ready for work, this morning the alarm was set an hour early in order to 'pull a nobi on it'.
The most annoying song in the universe!!!
All of the chorus student went completley insane when they had to sing Dona Nobis for the seventeeth time.