A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your hairline is so far back it disappears!
Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂
A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one. Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
He must have a non-existent wang.
Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.
Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner Rip Jake's non existent pp
it just really means that your grandma is dead
Person:Ur MoM You: ur non existant gma
suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed! you: suck my non-existent dick.
A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!" You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent." Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
just... see the get the get the word Mug (just having a bit sense of humour)
A: Hey, did you see this thing called Mug that is non-existent Mug on the Urban dictionary ? B: Ye.