A fork of Rural Dictionary
One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.
Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night? Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.
Chemically incovienenced
"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"
A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.
If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!
a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night
Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen! Boyfirend: I was drunk
Drinking with the deliberate intention of getting very intoxicated
Jim and I were drunking last night, and boy did I get drunk.