A fork of Rural Dictionary
standing for "objective", it typically closes a piece of text, often emphasizing finality and, in some cases, the objectivity.
Tim: you know, donald trump is a bad president Tom: i guess Tim: you guess? he has the lowest approval rating of any president in recent history OBJ
Obligatory joke in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. They prefaced this with the acronym OBJ.
I like oranges OBJ: what do you call a man walking through the forest? Russell.
Stands for outstanding blow job. Given to a man because it was well deserved. Usually because he has done something spectacular. Also given until the recipient has achieved an orgasm. If bj's are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren't completed. Obj's are necessary every now and then.
Girlfriend: you are super sexual today!!! How about an Obj?! Boyfriend: what about you? Girlfriend: no, I'm fine. Giving you an obj would complete my life. Loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.
The North American dialect of the word "Scrungus"
Obj: Obj Obj: Obj