A fork of Rural Dictionary
national kick the shit out of your lightest friend day
john: hey tony it’s october 29th. you know what that means.
john: *snaps tony like a fucking twig*
National kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, yourself, your dog/cat, anything really Day! IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY!!
You: hey guess what day it is
Mirror:...
You:(kisses the mirror)october 29th. it's national kiss day.😘
National Make Camron uncomfortable day! Try to make every Cam, Camryn,Cameron and Camron as uncomfortable as possible!
You: Hey Camron! Know what day it is?
Camron: don’t tell me...
You: THATS RIGHT! It’s October 29th ! And that’s why I wanna say I love you and I’m sorry we can’t get married...
National smack your crushes ass day
You: Hey emily can i smack your ass?
Emily: Ew no
You: But it’s october 29th
Emily: Ok fine
October 29th, the day you get to boop someone. Just throw your hip at someone and try to make them fall or trip!
Person 1: Aye, it's October 29th!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't BOOP me..
Person 1: Too late! Haha
Ignore your friends with a name that starts with m
Friend 1: Where did mike go
Mike: I’m over here
Friend 2: he must have gone home
Mike: oh it’s October 29th
The day where kelleigh goes on a killing spree
Kelleigh: guess what it’s October 29th...
Person: oh no