Country Dictionary

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off top

start off a fight
to spontaneously punch a person in the face
getting a off the top of your head
a saying to start a statement

yo he just off topped him

off top i dont know what your talking bout

by wildout January 18, 2006

Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

by ProfessorProcrastinate January 05, 2019

One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. September 04, 2008

top off

To give him oral sex

I was just wondering if you top off ?

by BlackDiamondz April 07, 2006

topped off

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.

Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

off the top

another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts

Female: do you want me to send you nudes?

Horny individual: yea, off the top

by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017

topping off

(v.) to add additional gasoline to the gas tank even though the gas tank container is full. People do it to get the most bang for their buck, to have more gas in their car. This action can be dangerous and it is prohibited by most gas stations. Most gas station attendants do it anyway to sell more petroleum.

"No topping Off at my station" says the automotive saftey expert.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 02, 2005