A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
Dude I just saw one man one cup and i'm bout to puke!
refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.
my freind jimmy is a one man idiot
A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..." *dramatic pause* "We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "
1. A one-man war is when one person fights against an opponent consisting of several people by himself/herself. 2. It can also be used figuratively, to say a person is fighting against a matter that other people supports by himself/herself, at least with a lack of support for his/her opinion.
1. "He launched a one-man war against police." 2. "He launched a one-man war against graffiti."
when you crack out your dance moves with your headphones on full in a public place or if you're feelin' completely crazy you dont need music haha ps. Sandstorm by Da rude perfect one man rave music ;)
jimmy: why is vic doing the running man dance? fred: well hes obviously having a one man rave jimmy: legend!!!
1. (adj.) refers to someone who runs everything. 2. (v.) in university ling, refers to someone who has no girlfriend, and thus masturbates.
1. "He does the hiring, he manages the money... its a one man show!" 2. Guy 1: "Does Jimmy have a girlfriend?" Guy 2: "No dude. He's running a one man show, if you know what I mean."
Dude! My girlfriend couldn't come over last, so I had a one man orgy.