A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemistic way of saying never.
My boyfriend keeps asking for anal sex. I tell him I'll let him put it in my butt one day, but we both know it's never gonna happen.
Some day that could be anywhere between yesterday and the day you were born. It can be used as an alternative to 'The other day' at times.
One fine day we had fun at that cafeteria!
The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)
I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...
A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.
School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.
Excuse to miss school for an event.
Man mom i have the one day flu.